Filming Star Wars was my idea, and The Force, The Jedi, The Training, O.B. Juan Kennoby, and Darth Vader/Dark Invader were my concepts and characters. I provided stories for many subsequent films. Avatar, Titanic, Sixth Sense, The Matrix, Forrest Gump, Something About Mary, Big Fish, The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, Inception, Shawshank Redemption, Gravity, Wild Things, were all my stories. I wrote the poems for Dead Poets Society and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and the speeches for Independence Day, Armageddon, Deep Impact, V for Vendetta, Wag the Dog, Lord of the Rings123, 300, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Django Unchained, and Braveheart. If you look closely at the original version of E.T., my name is at the top of Elliot’s doodles, top left. You can see Ross Nicholson on-screen there just before the frog release scene. That is my only on-screen credit. I’m a ghost. I’ve made a hobby of helping Hollywood out, 13 Best Picture Oscars, 55 nominations, 20 blockbuster trilogies. My name’s in the sleeve of the Indiana Jones Jacket, too. I went a year to economics graduate school at Georgia Tech. I provided the Quantitative Easing idea to the US Federal Reserve Board. It saved the American economy and the world’s. I am neither jesting nor exaggerating. You don’t want me for stories, or economics, although economic modeling has led to the testing of the hypotheses that have led to my career of medical discovery. You want me for science. Am I qualified? I finished medical school, where I was the head T.A. for neuroanatomy, but did not take my degree. After a nasty but harmless lab accident involving my dean of clinicals, my offshore med school switched all my records to the name Steve Ross—the name at the end of Schindler’s List that I helped Steven Spielberg with. Incidentally, did you like the face-up gravestones? That was my idea. The sad truth is that the actual gravestones were set face down and paved over. Face up was less horrible, don’t you think? Anyway, so, Steve Ross comes from Steve Spielberg and Ross Nicholson. The local university sold an idea of mine to a pharmaceuticals company for a quarter billion dollars. A central-acting nicotinic, mecamylamine, to substitute for nicotine treating Tourette’s. Because the drug was available immediately off-label and because the patent application involved a six-month delay, I could not ethically participate when thousands of Tourette's patients could be receiving the palliative to reduce their pain. I tutored organic chemistry for six years. I came up with the synthesis for photosensitive paint, solving a problem that was many years in the fumbling by others. It took me three minutes and made CDs and DVDs cheap, cheap, cheap. I found pheromone treatments for opioid addiction, methamphetamine addiction, criminal behavior, delinquent behavior, conduct disorder, borderline personality disorder, eating disorders, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, attention deficit disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, generalized anxiety disorder and other anxiety disorders, Alzheimer’s Disease, Tourette’s Syndrome, epilepsy, hypothyroidism, Parry-Romberg Syndrome, sexual perversions (all of them), racism, antisemitism, homophobia, basically all axes of “metal” illness — which is not “mental” at all—, autoimmune diseases, and immune deficiencies. The immunity building of pheromones has been demonstrated in the animal literature (at my behest) and could immediately stop most if not all Covid-19 deaths. No one in history has ever been more qualified than I am. Ross C. Nicholson Nicholson Science Tampa, Florida